Fire!

A man fell in a septic tank.
He was up to his shoulders in the dirt
No matter how hard he tried, he could not get out.
He called for help but nobody seemed to hear him.

Then he shouted: "Fire, fire, fire!"
A passer-by heard something and called the fire brigade
The fire fighters arrived and searched for fire but found none.
Then they found the man and helped him out.

"Why did you shout fire?" asked the firemen.
If I would have shouted "shit", you would not have come!

Simple joke. I hope it makes you laugh a bit
Laughing is healthy.
Every day, we should at least laugh a bit